Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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