he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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