I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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