Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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