I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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