Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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