the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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