So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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