I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
