hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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