I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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