I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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