my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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