You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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