Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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