I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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