Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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