i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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