and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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