i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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