This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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