take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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