I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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