11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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