at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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