i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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