Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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