this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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