their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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