we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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