i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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