he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Please don't give away my fajitas
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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