I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I deserve this hangover.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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