She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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