My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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