Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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