Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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