How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
