I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That accounts for only three of the penises
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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