Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
