I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
how does that bad decision feel?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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