Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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