i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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