She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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