What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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