Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I want is dick and wine.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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