She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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