Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just pee around me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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