Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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