so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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