He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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