Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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