you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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