this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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