It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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